Tuesday, April 24, 2018

Wisconsin



Hello vexillologists, vexillographers and vexillophiliacs, I’m back! I’ve been listening to a lot of 99% Invisible, and remembering how much I love flags. I’m taking another crack at Wisconsin. Needless to say, the official state flag of Wisconsin stinks.

Here are the principles of good flag design according to the North American Vexillological Association. They express clearly and succinctly the ideas I believe in and have attempted to express in the past.
  1. Keep It Simple. The flag should be so simple that a child can draw it from memory.
  2. Use Meaningful Symbolism. The flag’s images, colors, or patterns should relate to what it symbolizes.
  3. Use 2 or 3 Basic Colors. Limit the number of colors on the flag to three which contrast well and come from the standard color set.
  4. No Lettering or Seals. Never use writing of any kind or an organization’s seal.
  5. Be distinctive or Be Related. Avoid duplicating other flags, but use similarities to show connections.
These guidelines were copied from this source. Thanks, PortlandFlag.org!
https://portlandflag.org/good-flag-bad-flag/

As you can see, the official state flag of Wisconsin fails every test, almost as badly as possible. 

I would like to humbly offer my redesign.


Proposed New Wisconsin State Flag

This flag is simple. It has three bold basic colors. It is distinctive. It has no lettering or seals. My design has three basic symbolic ideas. 
  1. The blue is intended to suggest Lake Michigan, Green Bay, and the many other waterways in Wisconsin. 
  2. The flag, when hung as a banner, forms an inverted symmetrical trapezoid suggesting a capitol letter W. 
  3. The red triangle and gold parallelogram can be interpreted as a wedge of cheese.
Please write your representative and request the adoption of this flag. Thank you.

3 comments:

  1. Welcome back! It's nice to see a new post! But what made you change your mind about your earlier Wisconsin redesign? That one was perfect!

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  3. I just read through this whole blog and laughed much! I need an Idaho redesign. Desperately. Then you can take a crack at our license plate.

    Please for the love of Pete, do not, I repeat, do not, listen to any of the state songs. You will want to commit suicide.

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